It is said that five Jews defined our culture:
Moses said: the LAW is everything
Jesus said: LOVE is everything
Marx said: MONEY is everything
Freud said: SEX is everything
Then Einstein said: everything is RELATIVE
A Jewish friend, who does not know much about my past, asked me the other day: are you a philosemite?
Seeing the expression on my face as I was preparing to answer she must have thought that I don’t know what the word means so she started to explain. I had to stop her, reassuring her that I do know. I did not want to give her another “it’s not that simple” answer, so I just said “well, you can say that.”